August12014

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@mishacollins: August 1st, 2014, is a critical day.. (Happy birthday, mom!) Now the rest of you: Lets get washed up for the orgy! [x]

@mishacollins: August 1st, 2014, is a critical day.. (Happy birthday, mom!) Now the rest of you: Lets get washed up for the orgy! [x]

(Source: detoxdean, via featherywingss)

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alice-is-wet:

abookblog:

bluestockingbookworm:

thec0medyqueen:

Who likes my new shoes?

Marauder’s Map shoes? BEST THING EVER

Where can I find these?!??

O.O

alice-is-wet:

abookblog:

bluestockingbookworm:

thec0medyqueen:

Who likes my new shoes?

Marauder’s Map shoes? BEST THING EVER

Where can I find these?!??

O.O

(via thegeekykinkevent)

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jennajardine:

What do you think love is?

(via albinwonderland)

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coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

(Source: kimkangaskhan, via thegeekykinkevent)

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benevolentallegiance:

Transparent Croatoan sign for your blog. 
If you see this on your dashboard, you now have the virus and must reblog or else you will succumb. 

benevolentallegiance:

Transparent Croatoan sign for your blog. 

If you see this on your dashboard, you now have the virus and must reblog or else you will succumb. 

(via featherywingss)

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emilywk:

remusyoulittleshit:

floki-the-littlest-viking:

justplainsomething:

urulokid:

markruffalo:

electro-monk:

Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.

You have my signature.

this just made my day thank you mr ruffalo

Okay, I checked and that is in fact Ruffalo’s official tumblr. 

So I guess we can say we have a Hulk?

image

I love Mark Ruffalo and his willingness to engage with his fans. 

(via thegeekykinkevent)

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sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

^^^^

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

^^^^

(via featherywingss)

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